Forget drugs! Forget terrorists! Forget child porn, sex-trafficking, gun-running and duty-free cigarettes! The police have finally unmasked the criminal perpertrators of the crime of the century and discovered their cache of stolen garden gnomes!

Somehow Alanis Morrissette keeps getting flak from us, but hey, that may be because she deserves it for being such a rubbish, whiny singer. But if you ever want to emulate her, then try the Alanis Morrissette lyric generator to pen your own ‘catchy’ pop tune that will be played on the radio until we all want to slit our wrists.

Well, we’ve probably all got our own lists, but apparently Jesus’ number one enemy is the president of Venezuela, at least according to one TV evangelist. Isn’t it good that God’s got the CIA on His/Her/Its side? What do you mean, ‘no’?

…unless they get brought back to life. Scary but true.

Thanks to handy maths boffins and the BBC! We remain unconvinced as to whether Maths could be anything but dull, even if they do illustrate the story with a picture of shiny-assed antihero Bender.

From the second amazing TV series of “Spaced”:

Tyres: “Right, mines a pint of the black stuff”.
Mike: “You can’t drink a pint of Bovril!”.

Ooh, turns out it does make you blind. Who’d of thought?

Only die-hard LOTR fans will appreciate the full genius of this video clip, but it’s still a bit of a laugh.
Apparently, they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard…
(And I hadn’t noticed this before, but doesn’t Legolas sound like he’s from Somerset)

Who’d of thought that under that hard as nails exterior, all Mr T really wanted to was look after his Mum?

“I used to be into feminism, but now I’m into sarcasm. It’s the same thing, isn’t it?”
~ Alanis Morrissette
Sarcasmo says: …And how many feminists do YOU know with a sense of humour? It is ironic (of course!) that Alanis reckons she’s into sarcasm and not irony (see Irony Boy’s post below).