Sarcasmo is currently homeless due to renovations at the Sanctuary of Sanity and is staying in a house with two stairgates due to the presence of a very cute toddler. Yesterday he managed to fall down the stairs. He is apparently aware of the irony (and bruised by it!) and thought it worth sharing with his fans.
“I haven’t read a book in my life, but I do love fashion magazines.”
~ Victoria Beckham
Sarcasmo says: This explains the sarongs. And perhaps quite a bit else too…
The ironic thing about Alanis’s song “Ironic” is, that the ironic examples within aren’t really ironic. How ironic!
It’s nice to know that in this era of suicide bombings, rising oil prices and racist murders, that the important reintroduction of frogs to Norfolk has finally happened after 10 years of hard graft!
The Oxford Dictionary has decided to include the words ‘chav’, ‘phishing’ and ‘rocking up’ plus several words you’ve probably never heard used except by wannabee gangstas (’sing-jay’ anyone?) or muppet Londoners (”fancy ten pints and a ‘Ruby Murray’?”). And now you can finally use the word ‘lush’ without someone thinking they’re oh-so-clever and going ‘What? Green and wet?” That’s right the new definition (’as sexy as sarcasmo’) has finally gone in the dictionary.
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?”
~ Cakegirl
What’s that you say? You’ve noticed a distinct lack of groin staring recently? People no longer are able to interpret those pelvic thrusts you’ve been throwing their way? How embarassing for you!
Here try this baby on for size.
…just be glad you’re not a crab.
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“What are you? Gay?”
The ultimate put-down from a man’s man to a… green and squishy junior officer. (Zapp Branigan to Kif Kroker, Amazon Women in the Mood, season 3)
To all those hard-up, strapped for cash students out there. Take heed of this young mans tale.
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