However, the good news is that the Danish Air Force has paid out compensation for killing Rudolph the Reindeer. No seriously. Read all about it here.

Q: What key can open any window in your house?

(Find the answer in the comments section)

Apparently this was voted the best ever religious joke, over 10,000 people casting their votes. And it made me laugh. But what really sets it apart is that it won a competition run by a religious website, who also had a category for the most offensive religious jokes. And some of them are offensive - you have been warned.

Top religious joke.
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he asked.
“Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Are you religious?”
He said: “Yes.”
I said: “Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
“Christian.”
“Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
“Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
“Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”
He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”
I said: “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.

Now here’s a tip. If you’re going to skive off work to watch a dodgy movie, don’t broadcast what you’re up to on an emergency radio frequency.

Who are we going to blame now that Jeeves has been let go?

At last someone’s found a good use for cats…

A quality ‘toon from Off the Mark, by Mark Parisi
And if you want to read the (often hilarious) comments from people who don’t get cartoons, then Mark has included them all on his site.

If you’ve got a spare ten seconds, go online, go to google and type the word FAILURE into the search engine box, then read the very first entry.

Who said the web wasn’t political?

In case there’s anyone who is still convinced that George W Bush is the man in charge(!), here’s proof from Reuters that the leader of the free world isn’t entirely free to make his own decisions. At least he has that nice Condoleeza Rice to point him in the right direction.

(Thanks to South Coast Journal for spotting it!)

“I’m just a little, old cheesemaker…”

Read who said it and why by clicking here.