Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: “Yesterday in Iraq, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
The staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President holds his head in head in hands for what seems like an eternity…

Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”