So, this chap owns a parrot and one day said parrot tells him that his bird is carrying on behind his back. It sounds like a bad joke, but it happened to Leeds man, Chris Taylor. He found out about his girlfriend’s little secret when his talkative pet, Ziggy, squawked “I love you Gary”.
Suzy Collins had been meeting “Gary” for four months in the Leeds flat she shared with both Chris and Ziggy.
Chris apparently became suspicious after Ziggy croaked “Hiya Gary” when Ms Collins answered her mobile phone and because the parrot also made “smooching sounds” whenever the name Gary was mentioned on telly.
Sadly, it wasn’t just Suzy who moved out - Ziggy had to go too because he wouldn’t stop mimicking Suzy’s voice saying Gary’s name. “I wasn’t sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go,” said Chris. It all goes to show you can’t live with two birds at the same time.
(source: BBC)

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