As intrepid superheroes, we often spend quite a bit of time hanging aorund shopping centres (don’t ask). Recently we were in one that had large sculptures of fruit hanging from the ceiling. Irony Boy pointed to one and said “Dusty grapes!”
So I used one of the many patented Sarcasmoquip lines designed to make people laugh.
“Dusty Grapes? That’s my porn star name!”
[Well, Irony Boy laughed]