The controversy about cartoons featuring the prophet Mohammed has rocked the western world. Not that Denmark should be too worried. Muslims don’t eat bacon anyway…

But now a bastion of British society is also likely to come under attack, as reported by the National Secular Society:

JOKEY SEX DOLL IS NEW TARGET FOR ENDLESS ISLAMIST “FURY???
The Ann Summers “adult shop??? chain had better start battening down the hatches as the endlessly “furious??? Islamist militants are getting themselves into a state over the shop’s male blow up doll called Mustafa Shag. The humour-free militants complained that the novelty sex toy “insults the Prophet Muhammad??? who also, apparently, has the title al-Mustafa.

The High Street chain’s jokey £15 moustachioed doll has a 7in manhood and is targeted at hen parties. But the Muslim Association based at Manchester’s Central Mosque and “Islamic Cultural Centre??? branded it “obnoxious???. A spokesman is quoted in The Sun as saying: “This is the name of our Prophet and it’s very upsetting. This thing should be banned.??? In a letter to the store, the Association said: “You have no idea how much hurt, anguish and disgust this obnoxious phrase has caused to Muslims. We are asking you to have our Most Revered Prophet’s name ‘Mustafa’ and the afflicted word ‘shag’ removed.???

Ann Summers retorted: “If anyone has a better name, please let us know. We’ll happily change it.???

Alternatively, Ann Summers could just give Mustafa a bigger inflatable willy. And, of course, it would be sick and wrong to ask where exactly you blow to inflate a male sex doll.