Captain Scorn has a major problem with millionaire heiress Paris Hilton. One might argue that her incredible stupidity is just a cunning marketing ploy, but somehow I doubt it (during a recent court appearance, she couldn’t remember the surnames of many of her closest friends, and exclusively revealed that everyone in Europe speaks french).

Anyway, it now transpires that indian film director T Rajeevnath is in discussions with Miss Hilton to further her movie career. And the subject of Mr Rajeevnath’s latest blockbuster? Mother Teresa! If anybody can think of a less likely pairing of star and subject matter, please get in touch with Sarcasmo and let us know.

You can read the full story at the Indo-Asian News Service (www.ians.in)