What is it with these communist countries and online censorship? Surely it would be easier to change the language, so that you can’t confuse grapefruit with male genitalia?(If you aren’t sure about the difference, then grapefruit are irregular, spherical objects with squishy insides and…er…yeah, well, it’s just stupid, OK)
BBC News Online reports that a new, incredibly intact tomb has just been discovered in the Valley of the Kings in Egypt. And look what they found in there…
The controversy about cartoons featuring the prophet Mohammed has rocked the western world. Not that Denmark should be too worried. Muslims don’t eat bacon anyway…
But now a bastion of British society is also likely to come under attack, as reported by the National Secular Society:
JOKEY SEX DOLL IS NEW TARGET FOR ENDLESS ISLAMIST “FURY???
The Ann Summers “adult shop??? chain had better start battening down the hatches as the endlessly “furious??? Islamist militants are getting themselves into a state over the shop’s male blow up doll called Mustafa Shag. The humour-free militants complained that the novelty sex toy “insults the Prophet Muhammad??? who also, apparently, has the title al-Mustafa.The High Street chain’s jokey £15 moustachioed doll has a 7in manhood and is targeted at hen parties. But the Muslim Association based at Manchester’s Central Mosque and “Islamic Cultural Centre??? branded it “obnoxious???. A spokesman is quoted in The Sun as saying: “This is the name of our Prophet and it’s very upsetting. This thing should be banned.??? In a letter to the store, the Association said: “You have no idea how much hurt, anguish and disgust this obnoxious phrase has caused to Muslims. We are asking you to have our Most Revered Prophet’s name ‘Mustafa’ and the afflicted word ‘shag’ removed.???
Ann Summers retorted: “If anyone has a better name, please let us know. We’ll happily change it.???
Alternatively, Ann Summers could just give Mustafa a bigger inflatable willy. And, of course, it would be sick and wrong to ask where exactly you blow to inflate a male sex doll.
My advice, if you ever find yourself in a field with a water buffalo, is to run like hell! At the very least, make sure you’re wearing some waterproof clothing.
Radio controlled Sumo wrestlers. They’re the thing. But it would seem from this photo (taken by Irony Boy) that they’re frisky little devils.
At least one of them looks like he’s enjoying ‘wrestling’!
…and you thought it was a berry!
Some genius at Odeon didn’t really think when he loaded ‘Fun With Dick and Jane’ into the ticket printing machine.
Thanks to MattP for scanning stuff!
According to this sign, spotted in Orkney, it’s ten and a quarter miles…
And you really don’t want to know what it’s like at Dwarfie Stane!!
Or, if you don’t fancy exploring Twatt, then you could always go here…
(also seen in Orkney)
Photos taken by Sarcasmo & The Logicster
This website was hacked together in a couple of hours by Irony Boy. You probably can tell.
