What a cool prank! I’m now looking for some doors i can remove the glass from.

View this amazing video…

In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night, which usually lasts all day and all night rather than the typical British stag night where you all arrange it beforehand go out get drunk and hire a stripper.

The Swedes do it different.. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed.. He might be dressed up in something crazy… and go do something funny…and then the fun starts!

This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag night they pasted a false “skippers-beard” on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day…

Much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing… nasty happened to him at all…

In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club… they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden….

Imagine the grooms horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him and then to notice that best mate number one had no pubic hair …
neither did friend two …
nor three …
or four…

Now check out the false beard again………..

The website for AIGS (the Association of International Glaucoma Society) is truely inspirational. Turn your speakers on full volume and enjoy…

Cheers Matt for this

Sad but true, but you can’t tell the House of Commons that Scousers are quiet or that they’re swapping their trackies for Armani suits.
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A blind girl who is scared of dogs has been given a guide pony. Vivienne Schlier takes her Shetland pony Hugo to school, the park and to visit friends. “I dont like dogs and much prefer ponies. I feel completely safe with him,” said the pupil, from Stemwede, in North-Rhine Westphalia, Germany.
Hugo is able to follow 26 commands, including ‘Sit’, ‘Heel’ and ‘Invade Poland’. Rumours that the pony has even been trained to play football have been scotched after it was revealed that it was only Lothar Matthaus coming out of retirement.
His trainer Erik Dettmer said: “Ponies live three times longer than dogs, have a wider field of vision and a very good memory. More ponies should be trained to help the blind, especially by me because I need the money. Plus there’s really good eating on a horse when they eventually keel over. You can make about 170 bratwursts from a Shetland pony.”
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Thanks to Jealous Huw for alerting us to this

The boffins have found a cure that may save us all!

Thanks again to The Elaine Ranger for this!

Thanks to The Elaine Ranger for alerting us to this story about a New Zealander with no arms caught driving at 121 miles an hour!

Read more here!

Of course, it would be very un-PC of us to make any arm jokes at his expense. But you’ve got to hand it to him - he gave the coppers a shock! But he meant no ‘arm.
[No more lame gags - Ed] [Surely that should be ‘differently abled’ gags! - Sarcasmo]

Don’t miss the riveting action that is the Commonwealth Games. Our Ozzie mate Trefzr has sent us a clipping from an Australian TV magazine listing the amazing feats of sporting achievement you could be watching instead of East Enders!

What sport would YOU like to see at the Commonwealth Games - leave a comment and the best entry will win plenty of kudos.

Are they taking the pi$$? Teachers at a Leicestershire school are flushed with success after installing a new method to make sure boys aim properly in the bogs.
The Ibstock Junior School and Special Unit has launched its Bug Blasters (should that be Bog Blasters? - Ed) campaign to encourage the wee lads to pay more attention to personal hygiene.
There are now special heat sensitive black stickers in the urinals which transform into smiley faces when boys aim at them.

Smiley: “I’m pi$$ed off!“

Here’s Sarcasmo’s suggestion for a better target:

Carol Smiley: “I’m just pi$$ed!”

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Never trust a smiling chancellor

But will Gordon be doing what the Chinese are doing and putting a tax on chopsticks?