There are times when I wish the sarcasmobile had an autopilot so I could let it drive me to work and take interesting photos on the way.

Today’s contender for ‘I wish I had a camera right now’ moment of the day was the red car in front of me at a traffic island, which had the following slogan emblazoned in yellow on its bumper:
“Busty and Lusty Kissograms [Phone number]”

The car’s registration was… wait for it…

T11TTY

You can’t make this sort of thing up.