Captain Scorn returns from smiting stupidity in lands afar…

Now we can find out, once and for all, who is the smartest, fastest, hardest, most butt-kickingly brilliant? Pope of all time! If you want to find out, simply endulge in a game or two of Pope Trumps. That’s right, Top Trumps has gone ultra religious, allowing you to wage war against your friends with only John-Paul’s giant crucifix and bubble car to? aid you. Wondering what the categories might be? ‘Distance from Pope’s birthplace to Rome’ is, apparently, a crucial one.