They’re a puzzling breed, robbers. Famous throughout the world for their collective stupidity, there’s barely a week that goes by without reports of their dazzling incompetence appearing in the global press.

Take Mario Caracoza, for example.? He recently held up a branch of the Bank of America (successfully, too!), but from? that point things started to go downhill.? Having escaped the bank with $4000, he started to run away. Well done sir, that is indeed the correct thing to do. However, he then stopped… for pancakes! His arrest followed shortly after.