Divorce Rate + 1
It is time for Sarcasmo to take a moment, to mourn the passing of the marriage of Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills. Why, you may ask, has it all ended now, after four short years? Well, apparently…
The media intrusion was driving Heather hopping mad.
She was just after Paul’s money, but doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
She didn’t toe the line as a wife.
She hated getting a pair of socks every christmas.
Paul didn’t complete her.
She never put her sole into the marriage.
Frustratingly for Paul, she could only ever count up to 15.
She always had trouble getting her leg over.
At parties she always spoilt the ‘Hokey Cokey’.
The marriage was just going round in circles.
Have I missed any reasons?