“He’s tall, he’s quick, his name’s a porno flick, Emmanuel, Emmanuel!
York City fans to player Emmanuel Panther.
“5-1 and you can’t go home!”
Oxford fans to Forest Green supporters - the home fans were asked to stay behind in the ground until the away fans, who outnumbered them by two to one, had left.
“D wing says hello, D wing, D wing says hello.”
Brentford fans singing to Bristol City - some of their players had just got out of prison.
“Robbo, give us a goal, Robbo, Robbo, give us a goal!”
Aston Villa fans to Spurs keeper Paul Robinson after his air-kick let in the second goal for Croatia against England earlier in the week.
“It’s so Japan-easy.”
Celtic fans to their Dunfermline counterparts, after Japanese star Naknamura scored a hat-trick.
“Barton, Barton show us yer a***!”
Sheffield United fans to Joey Barton when taking a corner kick near the Blades fans for Manchester City v Sheffield United. Barton has recently been fined for baring his bottom at Everton fans.  
“The wheels on your house go round and round…”
Shrewsbury Town fans to ‘gypsy’ Walsall fans.
A legendary chant:
“Two Andy Gorams, there’s only two Andy Gorams…”
Sung by Dundee fans to Glasgow Rangers ‘keeper Andy Goram, shortly after he admitted needing treatment for schizophrenia.
“Feed the Scousers, Let them know its Christmas time…”
Apparently sung at Christmas time by Man U fans.
“You’re not yodelling,
You’re not yodelling,
You’re not yodelling anymore”
When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland.
“Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in your hand,
And you’ll never get a job,
No, you’ll never get a job”
Often sung to Liverpool fans to the tune of “You’ll never walk alone “.
“We’ve all had your missus, We’ve all had your missus”
At a Cambridge United game, while some bloke proposed to his girlfriend at half time.
“You’re not solvent anymore!”
Gillingham fans at a cash-strapped Notts Forest.
“Who let the frogs out? Who? Who?”
As Arsenal came onto the pitch at Leicester
“Come in a taxi, you must have come in a taxi!”
Stockport fans chant to Torquay counterparts.